Famous Quotes about Marriage (309 Quotations)

All marriages are happy it's living together afterwards that causes all the problems.

All married couples should learn the art of battle as they should learn the art of making love. Good battle is objective and honest –never vicious or cruel. Good battle is healthy and constructive, and brings to a marriage the principle of equal partnership.

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

Americans, who make more of marrying for love than any other people, also break up more or their marriages, but the figure reflects not so much the failure of love as the determination not to live without it.

An undutiful daughter will prove an unmanageable wife.

Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences.

Any man who married for money and got it. Earned it.

Any one must see at a glance that if men and women marry those whom they do not love, they must love those whom they do not marry.

Any young man who is unmarried at the age of twenty one is a menace to the community.

As a general thing, when the woman wears the pants in the family, she has a good right to them.

Be to their virtue very kind; be to their faults a little blind.

Before marriage a man yearns for a woman. Afterward the ''y'' is silent.

Before marriage, a man will go home and lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage, he'll go to sleep before you finish saying it.

Being married gives one one's position like nothing else can.

Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same.

Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: The one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures it.

By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you will become a philosopher.

By taking a second wife he pays the highest compliment to the first, by showing that she made him so happy as a married man, that he wishes to be so a second time.